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  • Tough Start, But We Aren't Worried

    We are 1-2 to start the season, with two tough losses.  But we aren't worried because Colin gets his patience from his pet turtle, Sammy.  You can follow Sammy on twitter here: https://twitter.com/SammyKaep7

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  • Sweet Jesus You Are Sexy in the New Sports Illustrated

    Colin Kaepernick will be appearing on this week's Sports Illustrated cover.  My man crush just reached a new level.  He is JACKED.  And judging by his abs, he's ready to get the 2014 season started. Good thing Russell Wilson has his rib protectors on.    

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  • A New Tattoo - Money is the root of all evil

    SF 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick -- who just signed a $126 MILLION contract -- just got a brand new tattoo that symbolizes how EVIL money can be. Kaepernick just posted a photo of his new ink on Instagram ... which shows a pile of money attached at the root of a tree ... with an arm, constricted by a snake, reaching up while holding an apple.  The image appears to be biblical in nature -- with the snake and apple representing the evil temptation in the Garden of Eden from the story of Adam and Eve. Colin included a caption with the photo...

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  • "I'll take 14 million tattoos with my new contract"

    Show me the money!  It was announced today that our favorite quarterback just signed a $126 million dollar contract extension.  We are now assured that our star QB will be in San Francisco for the long term.  Hurray!   And in case you are doing the math, he can purchase 14,000,000 of his temporary tattoos with the value of his contract.  

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  • One Inch Away from the Super Bowl

    Classy   Classless  

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  • Colin Kaepernick doesn’t wear sleeves in subzero temperatures

    Kaepernick bares arms, tats, toughness for victory via SFGate The statement was made more than an hour before kickoff, when Colin Kaepernick ran onto the barren brown turf at Lambeau Field for pregame warm-ups. No sleeves. No gloves. The tattoos were on full display in the ice-cold weather. "I asked him if he was sure he didn't want to go to sleeves," a giddy, ebullient Jim Harbaugh said after the 49ers pulled off a thrilling 23-20 win over Green Bay. "He said no, he'd played in colder." That might or might not be true. It was incredibly, historically cold Sunday afternoon at Lambeau Field, the coldest game in...

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  • Colin Stars in New "Beats by Dre" Commercial - Seahawks Fans Boycott

    Beats by Dre just released a new advertising campaign starring #7.  It's an amazing commercial, especially the close-up of his Endzone Scroll tattoo at the 2:34 mark.  It makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning, put on your Kaepertats, and conquer the world!  With a commercial this cool, there's no way the She-Hawks fans follow-through on their planned boycott of these headphones in the Seattle area.  Poor life decision on the part of our opponents up north.

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  • KeaperTats on Display in London

    Four teams and approximately 600 tattoos made the trek across the pond to London for games this season. No team traveled farther than San Francisco, whose 5,000-plus-mile trip through eight time zones could have thrown a serious jet lag monkeywrench into the streaking team. And no tattoos were under more scrutiny in front of 83,559 screaming Brits than our favorite quarterback.  Instead, cool-as-a-cucumber QB7 led a 42-10 charge through Jacksonville at Wembley Stadium. Displaying a liberal dose of the pistol offense, QB7’s dynamic abilities were unleashed as he ran for two touchdowns, threw for one more and ultimately conquered an...

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  • Cover of GQ. So Hot Right Now.

    He's the backup who took his team to the Super Bowl, the football player with the 95-mph fastball, the guy who ran roughshod over defenses last season but was coached in high school to never run the ball at all. In other words, the most unpredictable and least understood elite QB in the league right nowhttp://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201309/colin-kaepernick-cover-september-2013#ixzz2dQZCc4YJ

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  • 87 mph First Pitch!

    Looks like the arm is staying in good shape this summer!   

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